Chasten's clever chapter titles

In the unlikely event you need an incentive to read Chasten Buttigieg's memoir, I Have Something to Tell You (which we'll be discussing on Oct. 21), allow me to offer some of his chapter titles as a token of his puckish sense of humor:

1. Not That Kind of Camp

2. "Did You Walk Your Steer Today?"

3. How Do You Say "I Think I'm Gay" in German?

5. How to Succeed in Wisconsin Without Really Crying

6. Ma'am, This Is a Starbucks

14. This Is Nuts, Eat the Nuts